curry

So yeah here it is. Its all happening. There comes a time in every man's life when he has to start his gay blog. This is my time. Our time. My time. I think I'm going to just tediously list everything that happens to me like a diary, and then if funny stuff happens (like pies) it will be bodacious and a bonus (like pies.)

Anywayz-orz. I made curry, and it's not so good. I don't know what went wrong, man. I had everything I need, I guess. It's spicy but sort of flavorless. You would think to make "curry" taste like "curry" you would just need to add more "curry." Not so, idiot. God you're dumb, you have to add other stuff too. Thank G-d I'm here. Seriously, I added a lot of curry paste, but that doesnt make it taste good; it just tastes spicy. You see the distinction. It is lacking something. My method of cooking the curry was a little dubious. I used no recipe, measured nothing, and was basically cooking the way Luke Skywalker would by which I mean I turned off my tracking system and just used the force.
The way I cook is that I take everything out that I think will in any way end up somehow relating to the thing I'm cooking. Then I put it all in pot and I put heat under it. I'm tired.

love,
alex