"Sometimes I think of all the places I don't wanna go. Then I think of all the things I never wanna do. I think of all the people I never wanna meet. I close my eyes and go to sleep"
---NOFX
Well, all the white people of Hyde Park are celebrating. They are out honking their horns, and shooting fireworks, and shooting speedballs into their arms, and drinking the blood of the Republicans in West Lake, all because their cool black friend is president. I have to admit that I'm happy too, although I tend to get nervous when I'm in agreement with the liberal fagéts of Austin. Everyone thinks they're so progressive for voting for Obama, well I did one better. I voted a straight negro ticket. Anyways, mazel-tov everybody. We have shown the whole world that less than half of us are retarded hillbillies who routinely talk to the Jesu Monster on the telephone. We can be proud.
Wow, so I thought I was going to spend all weekend riding around on mopeds and being stupid, but some fancy L.A. lady called today about a job. I am actually a little mad that I have to make money instead of going and having fun, but I'm so ridiculously broke that it's a fucking shame to the Jews. So I have no choice, goddamn it. How dare someone offer me a job. It's some reality show, that's all I know so far. Oh well, what're ya gonna do.
"NOFX - Ten Years of Fucking Up"---I took this home just because I have been feeling nostalgic for my high school punk rock days. It was a little disappointing actually. The whole fun of NOFX is that they are funny on stage and ridiculous. The video was just live footage with the studio songs laid over them, totally defeating the purpose. It was fun anyway. Goodnight my fellow Negroes.
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