---Lovecraft Quoted by S.T. Joshi
Look at those pigs going to put out a fire. Fuck the pigs, man.
Since I've been in Dallas I have been on an intense Quest to find a suit jacket (blazer?) that fits me. I'm a little guy so I figured I needed a small or something. Well, it turns out I'm a ridiculously little man or else everyone in the world is a big fatso giant because there is no such thing as a jacket that fits me. I went and tried on the super-rare size 36 jacket at Dillard's that I had to call around looking for, and that is too big for me too. I'm a freak! I am having to resort to getting my friend John to buy me a jacket from a H&M in NY and send it to me. Apparently people in NY are all tiny or something because that size 36 fits me. Is this the most boring story I can think of?
I watched part of "Two Weeks Notice" on TV last night as I was eating some Cheerios. That Hugh Grant is one charming son of a bitch. He should have went with the redhead over that lame-o Sandra Bullock.
3 comments:
men's wearhouse is having buy 1 get 1 free
Do you realize that what you are doing with this "blog" thing is basically the equivalent of inviting pernicious black-teated Witches to use your precious life-blood for malignant conjuring? Like, isn't it axiomatic that one DOES NOT leave one's blood, come, hair, THOUGHTS lying around for God knows who to man-handle? Be careful, Daboub.
-Zeus Arrhenotholus
V.V.V.V.V.
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just don't call it a blog again and I'll do whatever you say.
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