Tuesday, December 23, 2008

(2) Sir Alec Guinness

"Lovecraft was in New York when an earthQuake that affected the entire Northeast occured on February 25th, 1925. His only contemporaneous account of it is found in a laconic diary entry for that day: "house shakes 9:30 p m"--- Lovecraft scholar S.T. Joshi


I mentioned last time that I had watched "Great Expectations, " and that it had Alec Guinness in it. The man cannot be stopped. I read a hilarious story about when he was in that pussy Lucas' "Star Wars, " and played Obi Wan Kenobi. He told Lucas that it would strengthen the character if Obi Wan died and became a ghost. What actually happened was that he just wanted to get out of having anything to do with the subseQuent "Star Wars" movies. He said, "what I didn't tell him was that I just couldn't go on speaking those bloody awful, banal lines. I'd had enough of the mumbo jumbo." Bwah-ha. Lucas is a faggot. He also refused to sign an autograph for this guy who had seen "Star Wars" 100 times unless he agreed to never watch it again. What a hard-ass.


"A Christmas Tale"--- Yet ANOTHER modern-day French movie I have seen in like the last month or so. This was another example of things becoming over-French and disgusting. Everyone makes eyes at each other and hits on each other and it had this really annoying "look at how life is such a beautiful, nutty thing. What a crazy world, can you believe it!?" etc. It was like "Rachel Getting Married" in that it assumed you wanted to see family portraits of and hear inane stories about a family that is imaginary and that you actually don't give a shit about. It's like someone you don't know sticking their baby pictures in your face.
It was half standard American sappy Christmas movie and half weirdo-Frenchness. It was kinda cool how they don't mind breaking character expectations. The mother character openly just didn't like one of her sons. She was like, "you're the son I never loved." And he's all, "yeah you're gay too." And then they laugh and it's whatevs.

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